Instead of focusing on preparing new mothers for labor/delivery, breastfeeding, and caring for an infant, I believe hospital administrators should offer a more important class:
Removing Stains 101
Doing laundry during the first part of my adulthood was a piece of cake. Now, I spend time every day spraying, scrubbing, rinsing, spraying again, and rinsing again numerous pieces of clothing.
But as much as I complain about it (uhh, every day. In my head.), my little man sure looks darn cute covered in dirt.