Thursday, April 1, 2010

Lemi Remove the Knife from My Back

From my bedroom window, I saw the gentleman with the large duffel over his shoulder walk away from my house and head next door.  In his hand were several colorful boxes.  He had obviously left a free sample of something on my doorstep.  My mind began to wonder...

I immediately thought (happily) "I hope it's chocolate."
Then I thought "I bet it's a new breakfast cereal."
My next thought was "well, Lee will like it if it's coffee."
So what did we get?  This:

I'm the proud "owner" of 4 samples of a new environmentally friendly dishwasher soap.  I don't have a dishwasher.  Thanks Lemi Shine.  Nice of you to pour salt in the wound.

6 comments:

Dustin Bryson said...

Nikki,

Hi, my name is Dustin and I represent Envirocon Technologies, the makers of Lemi Shine.

We are bummed we didn't send chocolates, we knew we had this all backwards. I agree with you, we should have started a chocolate company!

Anyway, as a measure of good faith and as an apology for dropping off a dishwasher additive to a home without a dishwasher we would like to buy you one.

Please call or email me and we will arrange for a dishwasher to be delivered to your home asap!

Dustin Bryson
Lemi Shine Marketing Dork
dustin@frshnk.com
850-215-2321

Nikki said...

Wow, thanks Dustin. I'd prefer that the new dishwasher be stainless....but then I'd want my other appliances to match it so a new frig, stove, & microwave would be appreciated too. And by the way, I was talking to my neighbors and since all of our houses were built at the same time and don't have dishwashers, I informed them good ole Dustin at Lemi Shine could set them up. We'll rename our street after Envirocon!

Dustin Bryson said...

Nikki,

Our offer isn't a joke, and we are sorry for any inconvenience. The offer stands, just give us a call.

God bless,
Dustin Bryson

lindybasenji said...

I have a dishwasher . . . his name is Aaron.

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Jeff and Mindy said...

Why didn't they come by my house?! I'm about to get a dishwasher for the first time in my adult life! With twin boys and all the entertaining we typically do, I could be Lemi Shine's best future customer!!! Instead I get stupid formula samples now that my boys no longer drink formula!