Thursday, April 1, 2010

Lemi Remove the Knife from My Back

From my bedroom window, I saw the gentleman with the large duffel over his shoulder walk away from my house and head next door.  In his hand were several colorful boxes.  He had obviously left a free sample of something on my doorstep.  My mind began to wonder...

I immediately thought (happily) "I hope it's chocolate."
Then I thought "I bet it's a new breakfast cereal."
My next thought was "well, Lee will like it if it's coffee."
So what did we get?  This:

I'm the proud "owner" of 4 samples of a new environmentally friendly dishwasher soap.  I don't have a dishwasher.  Thanks Lemi Shine.  Nice of you to pour salt in the wound.


Dustin Bryson said...


Hi, my name is Dustin and I represent Envirocon Technologies, the makers of Lemi Shine.

We are bummed we didn't send chocolates, we knew we had this all backwards. I agree with you, we should have started a chocolate company!

Anyway, as a measure of good faith and as an apology for dropping off a dishwasher additive to a home without a dishwasher we would like to buy you one.

Please call or email me and we will arrange for a dishwasher to be delivered to your home asap!

Dustin Bryson
Lemi Shine Marketing Dork

Nikki said...

Wow, thanks Dustin. I'd prefer that the new dishwasher be stainless....but then I'd want my other appliances to match it so a new frig, stove, & microwave would be appreciated too. And by the way, I was talking to my neighbors and since all of our houses were built at the same time and don't have dishwashers, I informed them good ole Dustin at Lemi Shine could set them up. We'll rename our street after Envirocon!

Dustin Bryson said...


Our offer isn't a joke, and we are sorry for any inconvenience. The offer stands, just give us a call.

God bless,
Dustin Bryson

lindybasenji said...

I have a dishwasher . . . his name is Aaron.

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Jeff and Mindy said...

Why didn't they come by my house?! I'm about to get a dishwasher for the first time in my adult life! With twin boys and all the entertaining we typically do, I could be Lemi Shine's best future customer!!! Instead I get stupid formula samples now that my boys no longer drink formula!