Boy at the park: "We're playing Harry Potter tag. Don't let Malfoy touch you -- he's it and he's evil."
Me: "Are you going to see the movie this weekend?"
Boy at the park: "Yes! Is he seeing it (nudges toward Nathan)?"
Me: "No, he's too little."
Nate, wanting to join the conversation: "Hi Harry Potter!"
Boy at the park: "Even the PG one?"
Me: "Uh, yeah, he's still too little."
Boy at the park: "He could see Winnie the Pooh... "(then he runs away)
Nate: "That was interesting!"
Whatever you say, little man.