From my bedroom window, I saw the gentleman with the large duffel over his shoulder walk away from my house and head next door. In his hand were several colorful boxes. He had obviously left a free sample of something on my doorstep. My mind began to wonder...
I immediately thought (happily) "I hope it's chocolate."
Then I thought "I bet it's a new breakfast cereal."
My next thought was "well, Lee will like it if it's coffee."
So what did we get? This:
6 comments:
Nikki,
Hi, my name is Dustin and I represent Envirocon Technologies, the makers of Lemi Shine.
We are bummed we didn't send chocolates, we knew we had this all backwards. I agree with you, we should have started a chocolate company!
Anyway, as a measure of good faith and as an apology for dropping off a dishwasher additive to a home without a dishwasher we would like to buy you one.
Please call or email me and we will arrange for a dishwasher to be delivered to your home asap!
Dustin Bryson
Lemi Shine Marketing Dork
dustin@frshnk.com
850-215-2321
Wow, thanks Dustin. I'd prefer that the new dishwasher be stainless....but then I'd want my other appliances to match it so a new frig, stove, & microwave would be appreciated too. And by the way, I was talking to my neighbors and since all of our houses were built at the same time and don't have dishwashers, I informed them good ole Dustin at Lemi Shine could set them up. We'll rename our street after Envirocon!
Nikki,
Our offer isn't a joke, and we are sorry for any inconvenience. The offer stands, just give us a call.
God bless,
Dustin Bryson
I have a dishwasher . . . his name is Aaron.
Why didn't they come by my house?! I'm about to get a dishwasher for the first time in my adult life! With twin boys and all the entertaining we typically do, I could be Lemi Shine's best future customer!!! Instead I get stupid formula samples now that my boys no longer drink formula!
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