Getting Older -- Severely Lacking in Fun

Here are a few things I wanted for my birthday when I was young:

1. any Olivia Newton John record
   
2. Bonnie Bell Lipsmackers
   
3. Sweet Valley High books
   
4. roller skates
   
5. Mrs. Grossmann stickers (preferably with a unicorn or rainbow on them)
   
6. ribbon barrettes
   

Now, check out my 2009 birthday wish list:

1. dust pans - 1 for inside, 1 for outside
   
2. coupon holder
   
3. glass or BPA-free tupperware
   
4. dutch oven
   
5. burgundy bath mat

Depressing, isn't it?